ugh.
i have to go to barrie today. and it's SATURDAY!!
the guy i was workin for called me yesterday and told me not to bother comin up cuz it was rainin. so now, i have to go get my gear cuz i'm not workin with him this week.
gonna cost me 2 bus rides, like 40 bucks... and why is the music i'm listenin to CRAP!!??!?
ok better.
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
music, cold, wheel
haha i just saw a woman running in the rain. you suck. get an umbrella.
know when you geta song in your head? like, i don't mean, a nice memory. i mean 17 FREAKIN HOURS!!
ya, isn't that annoying?
maybe if you like the song or if it's someon..... na. it always sucks. you always end up hating the song after.
well. last night my bro and i were talking about a song. what song?? who was it????
...
WEIRD AL!!
...
GET OUT OF MY HEAD WEIRD AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're not funny after the 30th time.
so now that i'm a nerd for actually KNOWING his lyrics, i'm gonna go eat a bottle of aspirin.
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so i have a cold... or maybe a deadly virus where my sinus is gonna blow up, and i'm gonna cough up one end of my large intestine. cuz that's what it feels like. hey, you never know in toronto. you lick one subway rail and you get sick. geez
anyway. so i go buy "medication". i got NeoCitrin. i get the citrin part. but what the hell does Neo mean?? i've been racking my brain. they better not mean new... as in, New Citrus. cuz if this is the new lemon, take it back. it sucks. you have to put it in water. it looks milky but the milk was bad and it went all flaky. mmmmmedication
NeoCitrin costs 10 bucks for the box. box of 10. math... a buck a peice. i feel like i'm prepaying for my future coffees. i got up this morning and wanted a coffee. then i remembered my new lemons. but i was kinda conflicted. i mean, my JAR of coffee was only 5 bucks. that's like 50 coffees. i can't even DO that math! that's AWESOME!
coffee = 10 cents
neoblah blah= 1 dollar
if i drink it i might be wasting my 1 dollar right? anyway i'm sick so it's not a waste. if i drink when i'm NOT sick it's a waste.
oh, and if you get NeoCitrin, look out for the packaging. it's like they packaged it for safari.
slogan - "Every cup wrapped in a sheet in Tin!"... KNIVES can't pentrate this stuff. i'm there struggling on the floor, my foot on my head, using my teeth AND a knife!
...who has a cold and goes on safari? give all the africans a cold. "here, have THIS. now dieing of aids will be fun!"
how do you spell "dieing"? is that right?
diing
dying...
speaking of dieing, have you seen Vanna White? Give her a CANE!! help her OUT, PAT! she can only push those letters so long.
soon she be coming on the show with a walker and a red silk throw-shawl thing. i mean, gotta look GOOD, right?
actually she used to TURN the letters. now it's all digital. she just touches them. i've seen the letter flick on before she actually gets to them.
how's THAT for the ego? what message are they giving her? "we don't ACTUALLY need you. we have a younger girl up in the BOOTH doing it" - we'll call this girl Stephanie.
do Vanna and Stepahanie fight?
Stephanie will never fill Vanna's shoes. cuz they're ORTHOPEDIC!!
Vanna needs a high arch.
know when you geta song in your head? like, i don't mean, a nice memory. i mean 17 FREAKIN HOURS!!
ya, isn't that annoying?
maybe if you like the song or if it's someon..... na. it always sucks. you always end up hating the song after.
well. last night my bro and i were talking about a song. what song?? who was it????
...
WEIRD AL!!
...
GET OUT OF MY HEAD WEIRD AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're not funny after the 30th time.
so now that i'm a nerd for actually KNOWING his lyrics, i'm gonna go eat a bottle of aspirin.
------------------------------------
so i have a cold... or maybe a deadly virus where my sinus is gonna blow up, and i'm gonna cough up one end of my large intestine. cuz that's what it feels like. hey, you never know in toronto. you lick one subway rail and you get sick. geez
anyway. so i go buy "medication". i got NeoCitrin. i get the citrin part. but what the hell does Neo mean?? i've been racking my brain. they better not mean new... as in, New Citrus. cuz if this is the new lemon, take it back. it sucks. you have to put it in water. it looks milky but the milk was bad and it went all flaky. mmmmmedication
NeoCitrin costs 10 bucks for the box. box of 10. math... a buck a peice. i feel like i'm prepaying for my future coffees. i got up this morning and wanted a coffee. then i remembered my new lemons. but i was kinda conflicted. i mean, my JAR of coffee was only 5 bucks. that's like 50 coffees. i can't even DO that math! that's AWESOME!
coffee = 10 cents
neoblah blah= 1 dollar
if i drink it i might be wasting my 1 dollar right? anyway i'm sick so it's not a waste. if i drink when i'm NOT sick it's a waste.
oh, and if you get NeoCitrin, look out for the packaging. it's like they packaged it for safari.
slogan - "Every cup wrapped in a sheet in Tin!"... KNIVES can't pentrate this stuff. i'm there struggling on the floor, my foot on my head, using my teeth AND a knife!
...who has a cold and goes on safari? give all the africans a cold. "here, have THIS. now dieing of aids will be fun!"
how do you spell "dieing"? is that right?
diing
dying...
speaking of dieing, have you seen Vanna White? Give her a CANE!! help her OUT, PAT! she can only push those letters so long.
soon she be coming on the show with a walker and a red silk throw-shawl thing. i mean, gotta look GOOD, right?
actually she used to TURN the letters. now it's all digital. she just touches them. i've seen the letter flick on before she actually gets to them.
how's THAT for the ego? what message are they giving her? "we don't ACTUALLY need you. we have a younger girl up in the BOOTH doing it" - we'll call this girl Stephanie.
do Vanna and Stepahanie fight?
Stephanie will never fill Vanna's shoes. cuz they're ORTHOPEDIC!!
Vanna needs a high arch.
Friday, November 03, 2006
Thursday, November 02, 2006
NOT GOOD ICE CREAM!
ashaya says, get some ice cream.
so i go to the store, and i look around for the one she wants. it's not there. i'm glad. i ate too much of that kind when i was younger, now it makes me wanna vomit to think of it.
...kinda like Rosie O'Donnell
i've had WAY to much of her and i wanna vomit when i think of her.
SO
i find this , what i would assume, awesome flavour.
see, i like caramel
i like cashews.
why not have them together in one super-jumbo, mammoth-awesome, super-fantastic... FLAVOUR??
well, they made it but it sucks.
!!!WARNING!!! --- it's called Caramel Cashew.
how easy was it to come up with THAT name? i wanna meet the guy that thinks this kinda stuff up. "you got you got vanilla and cherries? i call it Vanilla Cherry Ice Cream. you got blackberries and cheesecake? i call it Blackberry Cheesecake Ice Cream. you got honey and dijon? i call it Honey Dijon Ice Cream."
what i'm gettin at is that i don't like that kind. i shoulda got Chocolate Cherry. cuz i like BOTH THOSE. how bad could it be, eh?
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so i came up with this awesome... well, funny, name for my business.
actually i just have the abbreveation.
i call it
ME
i don't know what that is. Maintenance E????? Maritime E?????? M????? Enviromental???????
i don't know. anyway. i figure it's funny.
what's better than when someone says to someone else, "hey, who does your WINDOWS!??!" ...they say, "ME"
or
who's your contractor? me
i could put decals on my van. ME
my shirt could say ME, my hat, ME
then, later, when ME is big, i start a new company called, Im
the slogan would say, "Im part of ME"
HAHAHAHAHA
then, i get together with another guy and start US
"ME a division of US"
ya i could go on forever.
my baby is crying, bye
so i go to the store, and i look around for the one she wants. it's not there. i'm glad. i ate too much of that kind when i was younger, now it makes me wanna vomit to think of it.
...kinda like Rosie O'Donnell
i've had WAY to much of her and i wanna vomit when i think of her.
SO
i find this , what i would assume, awesome flavour.
see, i like caramel
i like cashews.
why not have them together in one super-jumbo, mammoth-awesome, super-fantastic... FLAVOUR??
well, they made it but it sucks.
!!!WARNING!!! --- it's called Caramel Cashew.
how easy was it to come up with THAT name? i wanna meet the guy that thinks this kinda stuff up. "you got you got vanilla and cherries? i call it Vanilla Cherry Ice Cream. you got blackberries and cheesecake? i call it Blackberry Cheesecake Ice Cream. you got honey and dijon? i call it Honey Dijon Ice Cream."
what i'm gettin at is that i don't like that kind. i shoulda got Chocolate Cherry. cuz i like BOTH THOSE. how bad could it be, eh?
-------------------------------------------------
so i came up with this awesome... well, funny, name for my business.
actually i just have the abbreveation.
i call it
ME
i don't know what that is. Maintenance E????? Maritime E?????? M????? Enviromental???????
i don't know. anyway. i figure it's funny.
what's better than when someone says to someone else, "hey, who does your WINDOWS!??!" ...they say, "ME"
or
who's your contractor? me
i could put decals on my van. ME
my shirt could say ME, my hat, ME
then, later, when ME is big, i start a new company called, Im
the slogan would say, "Im part of ME"
HAHAHAHAHA
then, i get together with another guy and start US
"ME a division of US"
ya i could go on forever.
my baby is crying, bye
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Ever see Night of the Living Dead???
well, that's me RIGHT NOW!!!!
man, i'm tired. you thought i mumbled when i was 14?
i'm walkin around the house here, "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, rUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!"
with my arms out
"RAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHH!!!!!!!"
it's only 1:00 and my day is ruined. i don't think it can get any worse.
here, lemme tell you how. you have no choice... unless you look away BUT YOU CAN'T HAHA.
ok, so i get some/not much sleep last night, then have to get up at 5:00 to get on the first city bus... i overslept. by fifteen minutes. so i missed the first city bus. had to take the second.
takes me an hour on the subway to get to the Yorkdale Mall, where the GO bus (intercity bus) station is at. yay... i'm going to barrie.
i walk down the stairs to go buy my ticket and watch my bus leave without me.
i started moaning again, "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh"
so i have to take the subway back home an hour. my battery died in my radio along the way.
... so, i can kinda deal with all that. i mean, i lost alot of money on that but i'm tired. i need to sleep.
i get home, sleep with my little Zoe-Jane. get up, make coffee.
OUT OF SUGAR!!!
RRRRRRAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGHHHHH!!!!!
... with my arms out, stomping around.
man, i'm tired. you thought i mumbled when i was 14?
i'm walkin around the house here, "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, rUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!"
with my arms out
"RAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHH!!!!!!!"
it's only 1:00 and my day is ruined. i don't think it can get any worse.
here, lemme tell you how. you have no choice... unless you look away BUT YOU CAN'T HAHA.
ok, so i get some/not much sleep last night, then have to get up at 5:00 to get on the first city bus... i overslept. by fifteen minutes. so i missed the first city bus. had to take the second.
takes me an hour on the subway to get to the Yorkdale Mall, where the GO bus (intercity bus) station is at. yay... i'm going to barrie.
i walk down the stairs to go buy my ticket and watch my bus leave without me.
i started moaning again, "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh"
so i have to take the subway back home an hour. my battery died in my radio along the way.
... so, i can kinda deal with all that. i mean, i lost alot of money on that but i'm tired. i need to sleep.
i get home, sleep with my little Zoe-Jane. get up, make coffee.
OUT OF SUGAR!!!
RRRRRRAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGHHHHH!!!!!
... with my arms out, stomping around.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
how high off paint fumes??
i've been painting all day. ugh.
for anyone who doesn't know dini... this is my mothernlaw. she buys paint. brings it here. apparently i'm going to be painting today. she brings a bed, cuz our awesome comfort KING bed, is too big. now i have a double. i'm scared.
scared i will fall off.
so i put my super freakin king bed out in the hallway of the building, not knowing what i'm gonna do with it. so i started painting.
when we originally talked about paint, i recall saying,
"aaaah. i hate purple. anything but purple."
what does she get?
...? purple.
oh, but it's not purple. it's red. no it's from the red "family"... it's purple. it's from the PURPLE family.
but it's not so bad cuz it's this dark purple... not at all close to say, a red. it's kinda like a black olive colour. although i feel like a king now. i have purple everywhere. like i'm royalty.
i'm a king without my king bed.
ya so the bed. i left it there. it took care of itself. people kept coming and asking for parts of it. which is weird. noone actually said, "HEY! is that a BED?? can i have the WHOLE THING??"
no. it left in peices. like, how many people out there have king beds, and just MISSING peices?? "hey there's that peice i NEED!"
or maybe people think, "this peice is better than MINE! i want THAT one!"
but none gave me their crap peice. there was no trading of king bed parts.
... but i will trade other things. like my purple wall for ... anything.
naw the wall is ok.
the worst part is that actually only 2 walls are dark red (*whisper* purple).
the other 2 are pink.
WHY??? WHY DOES SHE HATE ME?!!?
i no longer call the bedroom, "my" room.
i claim the bathroom.
"yeah, ah. i'm gonna go take a shower in my room."
...works for me.
here's a story...
k, c y r u t?
y r u pn.
g, u b cn a l 'f a 1.
haha i just made that up. the more i read it, the less sence it makes. don't think too much of content. just be impressed with me.
for anyone who doesn't know dini... this is my mothernlaw. she buys paint. brings it here. apparently i'm going to be painting today. she brings a bed, cuz our awesome comfort KING bed, is too big. now i have a double. i'm scared.
scared i will fall off.
so i put my super freakin king bed out in the hallway of the building, not knowing what i'm gonna do with it. so i started painting.
when we originally talked about paint, i recall saying,
"aaaah. i hate purple. anything but purple."
what does she get?
...? purple.
oh, but it's not purple. it's red. no it's from the red "family"... it's purple. it's from the PURPLE family.
but it's not so bad cuz it's this dark purple... not at all close to say, a red. it's kinda like a black olive colour. although i feel like a king now. i have purple everywhere. like i'm royalty.
i'm a king without my king bed.
ya so the bed. i left it there. it took care of itself. people kept coming and asking for parts of it. which is weird. noone actually said, "HEY! is that a BED?? can i have the WHOLE THING??"
no. it left in peices. like, how many people out there have king beds, and just MISSING peices?? "hey there's that peice i NEED!"
or maybe people think, "this peice is better than MINE! i want THAT one!"
but none gave me their crap peice. there was no trading of king bed parts.
... but i will trade other things. like my purple wall for ... anything.
naw the wall is ok.
the worst part is that actually only 2 walls are dark red (*whisper* purple).
the other 2 are pink.
WHY??? WHY DOES SHE HATE ME?!!?
i no longer call the bedroom, "my" room.
i claim the bathroom.
"yeah, ah. i'm gonna go take a shower in my room."
...works for me.
here's a story...
k, c y r u t?
y r u pn.
g, u b cn a l 'f a 1.
haha i just made that up. the more i read it, the less sence it makes. don't think too much of content. just be impressed with me.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
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