Saturday, August 25, 2007

spammed

i'm sick of spams. my email is about 14 years old, and i get TONS of stupid emails.
...but some are funny. i just got one asking me to get my colon flushed.
who asks this of ppl?
"sir, would you like your bum cleaned?"
NO! AAAAH - running away.
never trust anyone that wants to help you with this.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

soup

i made soup today. it was amazing! i not a soup kinda guy either! it was a pork/vegetable/water soup.
here, try it out.
cook pork (small peices)
water
2 clove garlic chopped
lotsa tomato cut up
salt/pep
green onion
...oh ya soya sauce!

get it cookin. mash tomato up
it should be all tomato-ish/soya-ish colour
super good...

Sunday, August 19, 2007

news

oh, it's been along time since i blogged. i got all involved with that facebook craze. bebo, myspace, hi5... i'm done with that. i'm not done with this. i'm back to this.

i've got some thoughts and stories up on my other blog, popcanlove.blogspot.com

i'm workin on some funny stories to stick up here, stuff that's happened to me, like i used to write here.

here's a short one.
me and kevin dubrosky (kd) want a coffee. we go to an esso where there's a tim horton's. we're pullin into the driveway, passing the pumps. there's this nice, red, big, shiny, old chevy truck from like, 1950, just FLYIN through the pump area. he comes around the pump, sees us and SLAMS on his brakes...
we're goin normal driveway speed.
this dude sticks his head out his window, after he spends ten minutes rolling down the old window, and screams,
"I GUESS YOUR COFFEE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY BIG SHINY RED TRUCK."
...that's what he said. no lie.

so. i hate this man... he makes me mad. i yell,
"my COFFEE is more important than your FACE!!!" as i shake my fist (i do that sometimes)

... but my window was up. we have a/c. he just SAW me yelling madly, with my fist waving around.
kd says i have anger issues.