ashaya says, get some ice cream.
so i go to the store, and i look around for the one she wants. it's not there. i'm glad. i ate too much of that kind when i was younger, now it makes me wanna vomit to think of it.
...kinda like Rosie O'Donnell
i've had WAY to much of her and i wanna vomit when i think of her.
SO
i find this , what i would assume, awesome flavour.
see, i like caramel
i like cashews.
why not have them together in one super-jumbo, mammoth-awesome, super-fantastic... FLAVOUR??
well, they made it but it sucks.
!!!WARNING!!! --- it's called Caramel Cashew.
how easy was it to come up with THAT name? i wanna meet the guy that thinks this kinda stuff up. "you got you got vanilla and cherries? i call it Vanilla Cherry Ice Cream. you got blackberries and cheesecake? i call it Blackberry Cheesecake Ice Cream. you got honey and dijon? i call it Honey Dijon Ice Cream."
what i'm gettin at is that i don't like that kind. i shoulda got Chocolate Cherry. cuz i like BOTH THOSE. how bad could it be, eh?
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so i came up with this awesome... well, funny, name for my business.
actually i just have the abbreveation.
i call it
ME
i don't know what that is. Maintenance E????? Maritime E?????? M????? Enviromental???????
i don't know. anyway. i figure it's funny.
what's better than when someone says to someone else, "hey, who does your WINDOWS!??!" ...they say, "ME"
or
who's your contractor? me
i could put decals on my van. ME
my shirt could say ME, my hat, ME
then, later, when ME is big, i start a new company called, Im
the slogan would say, "Im part of ME"
HAHAHAHAHA
then, i get together with another guy and start US
"ME a division of US"
ya i could go on forever.
my baby is crying, bye
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Ever see Night of the Living Dead???
well, that's me RIGHT NOW!!!!
man, i'm tired. you thought i mumbled when i was 14?
i'm walkin around the house here, "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, rUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!"
with my arms out
"RAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHH!!!!!!!"
it's only 1:00 and my day is ruined. i don't think it can get any worse.
here, lemme tell you how. you have no choice... unless you look away BUT YOU CAN'T HAHA.
ok, so i get some/not much sleep last night, then have to get up at 5:00 to get on the first city bus... i overslept. by fifteen minutes. so i missed the first city bus. had to take the second.
takes me an hour on the subway to get to the Yorkdale Mall, where the GO bus (intercity bus) station is at. yay... i'm going to barrie.
i walk down the stairs to go buy my ticket and watch my bus leave without me.
i started moaning again, "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh"
so i have to take the subway back home an hour. my battery died in my radio along the way.
... so, i can kinda deal with all that. i mean, i lost alot of money on that but i'm tired. i need to sleep.
i get home, sleep with my little Zoe-Jane. get up, make coffee.
OUT OF SUGAR!!!
RRRRRRAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGHHHHH!!!!!
... with my arms out, stomping around.
man, i'm tired. you thought i mumbled when i was 14?
i'm walkin around the house here, "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, rUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!"
with my arms out
"RAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHH!!!!!!!"
it's only 1:00 and my day is ruined. i don't think it can get any worse.
here, lemme tell you how. you have no choice... unless you look away BUT YOU CAN'T HAHA.
ok, so i get some/not much sleep last night, then have to get up at 5:00 to get on the first city bus... i overslept. by fifteen minutes. so i missed the first city bus. had to take the second.
takes me an hour on the subway to get to the Yorkdale Mall, where the GO bus (intercity bus) station is at. yay... i'm going to barrie.
i walk down the stairs to go buy my ticket and watch my bus leave without me.
i started moaning again, "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh"
so i have to take the subway back home an hour. my battery died in my radio along the way.
... so, i can kinda deal with all that. i mean, i lost alot of money on that but i'm tired. i need to sleep.
i get home, sleep with my little Zoe-Jane. get up, make coffee.
OUT OF SUGAR!!!
RRRRRRAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGHHHHH!!!!!
... with my arms out, stomping around.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
how high off paint fumes??
i've been painting all day. ugh.
for anyone who doesn't know dini... this is my mothernlaw. she buys paint. brings it here. apparently i'm going to be painting today. she brings a bed, cuz our awesome comfort KING bed, is too big. now i have a double. i'm scared.
scared i will fall off.
so i put my super freakin king bed out in the hallway of the building, not knowing what i'm gonna do with it. so i started painting.
when we originally talked about paint, i recall saying,
"aaaah. i hate purple. anything but purple."
what does she get?
...? purple.
oh, but it's not purple. it's red. no it's from the red "family"... it's purple. it's from the PURPLE family.
but it's not so bad cuz it's this dark purple... not at all close to say, a red. it's kinda like a black olive colour. although i feel like a king now. i have purple everywhere. like i'm royalty.
i'm a king without my king bed.
ya so the bed. i left it there. it took care of itself. people kept coming and asking for parts of it. which is weird. noone actually said, "HEY! is that a BED?? can i have the WHOLE THING??"
no. it left in peices. like, how many people out there have king beds, and just MISSING peices?? "hey there's that peice i NEED!"
or maybe people think, "this peice is better than MINE! i want THAT one!"
but none gave me their crap peice. there was no trading of king bed parts.
... but i will trade other things. like my purple wall for ... anything.
naw the wall is ok.
the worst part is that actually only 2 walls are dark red (*whisper* purple).
the other 2 are pink.
WHY??? WHY DOES SHE HATE ME?!!?
i no longer call the bedroom, "my" room.
i claim the bathroom.
"yeah, ah. i'm gonna go take a shower in my room."
...works for me.
here's a story...
k, c y r u t?
y r u pn.
g, u b cn a l 'f a 1.
haha i just made that up. the more i read it, the less sence it makes. don't think too much of content. just be impressed with me.
for anyone who doesn't know dini... this is my mothernlaw. she buys paint. brings it here. apparently i'm going to be painting today. she brings a bed, cuz our awesome comfort KING bed, is too big. now i have a double. i'm scared.
scared i will fall off.
so i put my super freakin king bed out in the hallway of the building, not knowing what i'm gonna do with it. so i started painting.
when we originally talked about paint, i recall saying,
"aaaah. i hate purple. anything but purple."
what does she get?
...? purple.
oh, but it's not purple. it's red. no it's from the red "family"... it's purple. it's from the PURPLE family.
but it's not so bad cuz it's this dark purple... not at all close to say, a red. it's kinda like a black olive colour. although i feel like a king now. i have purple everywhere. like i'm royalty.
i'm a king without my king bed.
ya so the bed. i left it there. it took care of itself. people kept coming and asking for parts of it. which is weird. noone actually said, "HEY! is that a BED?? can i have the WHOLE THING??"
no. it left in peices. like, how many people out there have king beds, and just MISSING peices?? "hey there's that peice i NEED!"
or maybe people think, "this peice is better than MINE! i want THAT one!"
but none gave me their crap peice. there was no trading of king bed parts.
... but i will trade other things. like my purple wall for ... anything.
naw the wall is ok.
the worst part is that actually only 2 walls are dark red (*whisper* purple).
the other 2 are pink.
WHY??? WHY DOES SHE HATE ME?!!?
i no longer call the bedroom, "my" room.
i claim the bathroom.
"yeah, ah. i'm gonna go take a shower in my room."
...works for me.
here's a story...
k, c y r u t?
y r u pn.
g, u b cn a l 'f a 1.
haha i just made that up. the more i read it, the less sence it makes. don't think too much of content. just be impressed with me.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
news, fish, home
it's been a bit since i wrote on here. a few things have happened.
i now work for myself. i don't have a name yet, workin on that. i contract under 8 different companies to clean windows. there are a few that i work with regularly, and the rest the odd time. it's ok so far.
hard to find work in the winter, but i had an awesome job come up. 3 winter months doing hirise caulking at a great wage. only problem is it's 3 hrs north and i'd be gone 5 days at a time. i'm gonna see if 3 days/wk is ok. shouldn't be a problem.
ashaya is due nov 18. so we have less than 2 months now. everything is going fine. i'm just about to paint our apt. was gonna do it today, but i'm pretty sick with this stupid cold. i don't wanna do NOTHIN'.
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ok, so what the hell? why does anyone even compete with heinz?? i mean, everything else SUCKS! i was at this restaurant the other day, i get breakfast (sucked too) and i wanted ketchup for my potatoes. they give me this generic red squeeze thing. i'm goin', "aw man. what's in this?"
it wasn't heinz. so my crapy potatoes tasted even worse... good. exactly how i wanted to start my day. oh... OH! THEN.. i went to the same place for lunch, which for some reason i like to call dinner. i get the "house special". which is fish n chips. which makes me happy cuz i like fish. it's hard to find good fish in toronto. and this MUST be good, it's the "house special".
was it good? ...NO! house CRAP!! i think they got the fish outta a box at NoFrills. i ask for tartar sauce. they give me those little packs of kraft. wha? ah..c'MON! tartar sauce is the EASIEST thing to make!
so 2 things i have sworn off in toronto (ya, SWORN off) is fish and alexander keith's draft, which are both only good back home.
there, 2 more reasons to miss home.
i now work for myself. i don't have a name yet, workin on that. i contract under 8 different companies to clean windows. there are a few that i work with regularly, and the rest the odd time. it's ok so far.
hard to find work in the winter, but i had an awesome job come up. 3 winter months doing hirise caulking at a great wage. only problem is it's 3 hrs north and i'd be gone 5 days at a time. i'm gonna see if 3 days/wk is ok. shouldn't be a problem.
ashaya is due nov 18. so we have less than 2 months now. everything is going fine. i'm just about to paint our apt. was gonna do it today, but i'm pretty sick with this stupid cold. i don't wanna do NOTHIN'.
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ok, so what the hell? why does anyone even compete with heinz?? i mean, everything else SUCKS! i was at this restaurant the other day, i get breakfast (sucked too) and i wanted ketchup for my potatoes. they give me this generic red squeeze thing. i'm goin', "aw man. what's in this?"
it wasn't heinz. so my crapy potatoes tasted even worse... good. exactly how i wanted to start my day. oh... OH! THEN.. i went to the same place for lunch, which for some reason i like to call dinner. i get the "house special". which is fish n chips. which makes me happy cuz i like fish. it's hard to find good fish in toronto. and this MUST be good, it's the "house special".
was it good? ...NO! house CRAP!! i think they got the fish outta a box at NoFrills. i ask for tartar sauce. they give me those little packs of kraft. wha? ah..c'MON! tartar sauce is the EASIEST thing to make!
so 2 things i have sworn off in toronto (ya, SWORN off) is fish and alexander keith's draft, which are both only good back home.
there, 2 more reasons to miss home.
Monday, July 03, 2006
freakin BORED!!!!
ya so, now, cuz i have NO! car. i'm stuck not doing some of the jobs i could be doing. such as : jobs in barrie, or ... around. when i had the car i was all OVER the place. barrie, north bay, owen sound, mississauga. those were long days. i heard north bay is the pregnancy capital of canada
so now i can't schedule those big jobs. i've done one job since then. a preasure washing thing on jane at 4 in the freakin morning. i'm getting pretty stressed out.
i applied for this job. not contracting. but a REAL job. haven't had a real job in a long time. i've been doing seasonal for too long now. it's this building that i work cleaning it. like hallways and crap like that. dusting. BUT!! i get to live in the building! i'd get this freakin HUGE 2 bdrm apt worth over 1200/month! they pay all my utilities!. i just have to pay internet/cable/phone! and i still make like 14 bucks an hr!
hope i get that. then i don't have to worry about running out of work in the winter, right around when the baby is on it's way... WHICH, we went to the doctor-woman for the ultrasound! REALLY cool! they gave us some pics. one of it sucking it's thumb! i'll try n get those up. my scanner is shite.
ya ok, back to my week-long holiday.
so now i can't schedule those big jobs. i've done one job since then. a preasure washing thing on jane at 4 in the freakin morning. i'm getting pretty stressed out.
i applied for this job. not contracting. but a REAL job. haven't had a real job in a long time. i've been doing seasonal for too long now. it's this building that i work cleaning it. like hallways and crap like that. dusting. BUT!! i get to live in the building! i'd get this freakin HUGE 2 bdrm apt worth over 1200/month! they pay all my utilities!. i just have to pay internet/cable/phone! and i still make like 14 bucks an hr!
hope i get that. then i don't have to worry about running out of work in the winter, right around when the baby is on it's way... WHICH, we went to the doctor-woman for the ultrasound! REALLY cool! they gave us some pics. one of it sucking it's thumb! i'll try n get those up. my scanner is shite.
ya ok, back to my week-long holiday.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
long time no blog
hey. it's been awhile since i've been on here. got a car. a week later the engine seized. almost like it had a SEIZURE. my car seized, slash, seizure. the motor shook violently and made lots of weird sounds. then as if it had never happened, just stopped. but it would not start again.
SO. that means i have no car now. just as i was getting used to a car, and cursing the buses, saying, "hunh, i will never ride on a STUPID bus again. i'm too GOOD for that."... it dies. and i feel regret for the harsh words i used when i passed the buses. "yeah, SCREW YOU, bus." also, "HA! bus."
i have to find another car. it's become an ordeal to go to the store. i have to walk. i can't drive. i can't walk outside and get in my car. cuz my car had a seizure and is dead. it is IN the junk yard. it's junk. it was junkED.
SO. that means i have no car now. just as i was getting used to a car, and cursing the buses, saying, "hunh, i will never ride on a STUPID bus again. i'm too GOOD for that."... it dies. and i feel regret for the harsh words i used when i passed the buses. "yeah, SCREW YOU, bus." also, "HA! bus."
i have to find another car. it's become an ordeal to go to the store. i have to walk. i can't drive. i can't walk outside and get in my car. cuz my car had a seizure and is dead. it is IN the junk yard. it's junk. it was junkED.
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