Guess what... X gonna give it to ya.

so for SOME reason, i decided to put this song on my mp3 player the other day. i have NO clue why.
X gonna give it to ya - DMX
ok. i don't listen to much rap. but whatever. as i listen to this song on the bus, i'm bustin a gut. here is how the song starts.
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arf arf
ya ugh, ya.. ya ugh
*growling*
yeah don't get it twisted, this rap is mine
*growling*

what you heard is what you hearin'
it's what you hearin' - listen
it's what you hearin' - LISTEN
it's what you hearin' - LISTEN!!

chorus 1
X gonna give it to ya
ugh
He gonna give it to ya
X gonna give it to ya
WHAT?
He gonna give it to ya
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ok...this guy has a serious problem. him and Little John... or Li'l Jon, or whatever.
lil jon - snap yo fingers
"snap you fingers, do ya step.
you can do it all by yoself. lemme see ya do it.
EH!!"
then later
"wwwwWHAT???
eeeeYEAH!!
WHAT??"
----------------are these guys hard of hearin'? lil jon is NOT canadian.
rappers talk in the third person. but at least they're IN the room. DMX is comin' sometime LATER. i mean, he's GONNA give it to ya.
and the tellin me what i already know. please, tell me some more. "what you heard is what you're hearing"?
i could make a song.
easy.
what you read, is what you're readin'
wwwWHAT??
you can do it all by yourself, lemme see you do it
EH!!!

it's like having a conversation with a child. "eat your peas. lemme see you do it. i have something for. i'm gonna give it to ya. Deacon's gonna give it to ya." kid's like, "what? just GIVE it to me" your like, "what sound does a dog make?" kid - *growling*

...stupid