you know when you go to the dollar store? and you buy something for a dollar? do you expect it to be the best of quality?
...noooo
then how come when i go to Tim Horton's and i spend 1 dollar, i FREAK when my coffee isn't the best? which is most of the time.
...ssstiiiir. stir the coffee. your job isn't that hard. is your job stressful? do you need a massage person to come to your job? do they set up a table by the doughnuts? sneak a lemon twitter when you're not looking? do you make THEM good coffee?
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rememeber Back to the Future? it's always been one of my favorite movies... anyway. SUPPOSEDLY back in 1988 (when the movie is set) they need Petroleum to fuel the car. and it was hard to find. they made this huge deal about finding petroleum. "OH blah bla petroleum! wa wa we cry all night, petroleum."
what's petroleum?
...oil
crude oil. it started being used in the construction of BABYLON!!! you stupid people! if you're going to make a movie, learn your history... or at least the history of words that sound weird to you.
you're driving a CAR!!! which uses OIL!!!!
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you know what?
chicken butt.
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3 comments:
Deacon you are a sexy sexy man!!
Who wrote that????
oh dollar stores. i used to go to them. they told me everything was a dollar, but when i tried to pay for my cartload of stuff with my one dollar in hand they kicked me out and now i cant go back :(
and i hate to be the angel of demoralization, but it was in fact plutonium that they needed to fuel the Delorean with; nevertheless at least you cited a good movie so, props on that.
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