time to get out the igloo

so i've discovered that i like to thaw hamburger in the microwave. that's right... DISCOVERED! screw you Columbus, this one is MINE!
funny how our society has changed over the years. words that we used to use, should be used for other things, and given new names. like microwave. sounds like an ipod accessory.
"i bought the nano."
"well i bought a new MICROWAVE!"

it should be called the Food Cooker. "It Cooks your Food!"
or the RadBox. which actually sounds like a second option to a vesectamy. "just put them in there sir."

i want a cell phone. and my space bar is sticking ...ok better. ya. cell phone. i just don't know who to go with. anyone but rogers. i hate rogers. hate hate hate hate.
i'm boycotting Rogers and staging a revolt. a throw-down. a take over. then sell to Bell... or Alberta. rogers is buyin everything up. they bought the Skydome (the Rogers Centre), telus...
...ok that's not everything, but i still hate rogers... and Crispers. what ARE they??