Pants

One fine day, i woke up. Then the next day i woke up again. THIS day, like the rest, i went to put my pants on. only one problem... i can't find them. all i see are OTHER peoples pants. i don't know whose they are, but they AIN'T mine!
what does a person DO in a situation like this? i mean, it's just NOT the same as if it was your shirt. yeah big deal if it's your shirt, but your PANTS?!!? do you just, PUT ON someone elses? maybe, first of all, it better be someone you know. second, they better be the same gender. cuz i don't need no hip huggers or low riders.
...or do you just go on a crazy rampage and eat all the crackers in the apartment?
i want YOUR thoughts....................>